So, you want to comment on my blog. Well please do but read this first.
02. If you have something bad to say or are here to troll then do so in a witty way that will amuse me.
03. Feel free to promote your blog/Facebook/Twitter in the comments but make sure you have something relevant to say along with it.
04. Give me love, praise me, say hello.
05. There is no number one. Number one is a lie.