(Not me. Captain Kirk)

Ah the humble about page. I'm surprised you're here. Don't you have anything better to do?

Actually, ignore my attempt to be edgy and cool. Just listen - read.

I began like most humans, wanting to be a vet.

I'm not a vet, far from it. Dream one out of the way, I'm not clever enough. Then I wanted to be a writer, okay, doing well there. Then I wanted to be in marketing, doing well there too. I also wanted to be Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Alas I am not.

So I suppose I'm doing okay for myself. I have - quite nice if I do say so myself - clothes, regular supplies of food and a loving - I hope - boyfriend.

I'm paranoid, weird, emotional and get violent when I drink. I've hurt people I love and I used to steal things.

Irish background, love to travel, love to drink, love to fight - but I don't.

Oh and did I mention I'm a massive geek?