|(Not me. Captain Kirk)|
Ah the humble about page. I'm surprised you're here. Don't you have anything better to do?
Actually, ignore my attempt to be edgy and cool. Just listen - read.
I began like most humans, wanting to be a vet.
I'm not a vet, far from it. Dream one out of the way, I'm not clever enough. Then I wanted to be a writer, okay, doing well there. Then I wanted to be in marketing, doing well there too. I also wanted to be Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Alas I am not.
So I suppose I'm doing okay for myself. I have - quite nice if I do say so myself - clothes, regular supplies of food and a loving - I hope - boyfriend.
I'm paranoid, weird, emotional and get violent when I drink. I've hurt people I love and I used to steal things.
Irish background, love to travel, love to drink, love to fight - but I don't.
Oh and did I mention I'm a massive geek?